13 June 2015
Well, well, well. Today is World Gin Day. This is a shame, because I was hoping to catch up on world domination and other CIPA work, but even CIPA cannot come between a gin drinker and a once-a-year opportunity to drink gallons of the stuff. I start early, so as to get ahead. By 5 pm I have made a plausible stab at drinking myself under the desk. The inbox is but a distant memory. I appear to be using the Bye-laws as a pillow. I am mumbling snippets from my latest talk for the IPO, in a sing-song kind of way. I cannot even pronounce “yardarm”, let alone see past it. Life is sweeeeeeet. (Only joking. Actually I have done plenty of CIPA work already and only had one gin. So far. And the world domination project is progressing well; I have even made a Gantt chart for it. The rest of the time I was busy falling in love, making other people fall in love, and crying.)
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