4 December 2015, 1 pm
Meanwhile, back at CIPA HQ, someone has moved the austerity-themed Christmas tree into the library and Secret Santa has visited and put presents under it. Secret Santa has also put out a paper plate with mince pies on, and a couple of bowls of peanuts. Amazing Dwaine opens a bottle of something fizzy and the others in the membership team pretend not to be opening bottles of spirits. Mr Davies has put on a lime green and toxic red Santa hat, with a structure like something out of a Dr Seuss book, which is not at all secret but probably ought to be. Kirsty hands out the presents. I am well chuffed with mine. It is a Presidential Survival Kit. This includes two cans of gin and tonic, some chocolates with gin in and some chocolates with whisky in. Enough to get me through about three hours of the average CIPA meeting. Somebody clearly knows me well. The EyeEyePeePee’s present is a chocolate tool kit and a chocolate train. They are not to the same scale, which I think bothers him. I would have got him some chocolate rivets, but I couldn’t find any.
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