11 June 2015, 10 am
I have been offered Welsh cakes and Scottish shortbread, Dutch apple cake and posh pastries, mince pies, Garibaldis and pink wafer party biscuits. But today in Cheltenham, my Meet-the-Biscuits campaign reaches new heights. Today I am offered Corporate Biscuits. How cool is that?? These biscuits have been iced in corporate colours and embellished with a corporate strapline. They have been wrapped in pretty cellophane packets and stamped with a Best Before date, just like proper food. Of course I cannot possibly eat any; that would be sacrilege. But I take one home as a souvenir. And when I write my report for Council, to show how valuable my Grand Tour has been, I will append the Corporate Biscuit as evidence. As to whether these corporate consumables are likely to win the President’s Award for Cakes and Biscuits this year, obviously I cannot be drawn.
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