2 May 2016
It being another of those pesky bank holidays – and therefore cold and wet – I continue with my end-of-presidency speech. I am now up to 2,115 words, but I will forget most of them so the length is academic really. An outgoing President should always wish her successor well, preferably without going “Na na-na NA na!!” I have decided I am also going to include some words of advice for the VeePee. For instance: don’t forget to turn up to meetings. And: never underestimate the importance of DETAIL. And: don’t begin with unrealistic expectations, for example about changing things or in particular about making people like you. Also important is: Beware the CIPA Fridge. For it do contain things of indeterminate origin and of a half-life both longer than their owners’ memories yet shorter than their owners’ aspirations. Never, I must say to the new CIPA Pee, be tempted to consume anything from within this thriving organic cauldron, and only put your own food in there if you are happy for it to take part in clinical trials. I have some spare cling film if you need it.
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